Friday, July 20, 2007

Don't envy me

Yeah, I've got it rough like that.

Monday, July 09, 2007

If You Give a Kid a Crayon

If you give a kid a crayon,
He'll ask you for some paper to color on.
When you give him the paper, he'll lull you into a false sense of security by coloring on it.

He'll draw happy faces

A clock with numbers

And even color a picture within the lines.

Then you'll turn your back just for a moment
And................

He'll color on his new drum

His booster seat

The wall

His bed

And even the computer desk

When you return, he'll quickly sit down and begin coloring. He may even ask for more paper.

And chances are if you give him the paper...............

He'll still color on the walls.